“The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.” – Alfred Kinsey

Since puberty, I’ve always attracted those that would be considered ‘freaks’ in polite company. Not, like, sideshow, but those with limited sexual boundaries.

My first love was one such person. I fell hard and fast for the smooth-talking, talk, dark and handsome Salvadorean I met on public transportation. I was young, dumb and… well, you get the gist. It wasn’t until much, much later – after we had already broken up, gotten back together, broken up and became friends with benefits – that I discovered just how much of a freak he was. Suffice it to say, his proclivities ended up landing him in jail. That’s the last I’ve heard of him.

At any rate, he was my first taste of all that sex has to offer, and that was only dipping a toe into the pool. Our sex life was relatively short, and absolutely tame by today’s standards, but I was immediately hooked. A freak was born.